The Matriarchy of Foxili Conahic is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 182 million Foxilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Foxilian economy, worth 6.80 trillion tiny plastic hands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,361 tiny plastic hands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, the endangered saltwater humpback Capybara is only seen in captivity programs, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxili Conahic's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Foxili Conahic is ranked 16,290^th in the world and 138^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.